So, let me get this straight. These jeans, designed by Erik De Nijs, features a fully functional keyboard. On your crotch. For all those times that you find yourself needing to use a computer which lacks a keyboard? This makes no sense to me. I pretty much live on the internet but seriously, this is just begging for dudes to beat you up and steal your milk money. There’s even more features to these jeans, so help me try to figure them out after the jump.

Here we see our model completely ignoring the keyboard on his laptop and also utilizing the mouse included in the back pocket on his leg rather than the perfectly good surface right by him. This is definitely great for your back and is sure to impress the coffee shop girl you’re too afraid to ask out.

Check it out, sweet crotch tapping action. Just imagine how this feels after a couple hours. Oh and there’s also some speakers in your knees. I’m sorry but if I want to live more like The Jetsons, I’d much rather have a flying car. Who do I need to speak to about getting this done? What makes this even more frustrating is the jeans themselves actually look good and the techno inspired stitching is kinda interesting.

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